Thursday, September 30, 2010
I had a weird dream last night
It took place in my bedroom. It was apparently my birthday, because my parents came in with presents. Accept for the fact that….My parents were Jay-Z and Beyonce. o__O. And they gave me picture frames for gifts. I was happy in the dream, but in my mind I;m wondering what the fuck I supposed to with picture frames. So I dapped up Hov (My dad) and gave my mom (Beyonce) a kiss on the cheek goodnight :D. I don’t care if she was my mom. I was thinking some very incestuous thoughts. Then I looked in my nightstand drawer for some reason. I noticed I had open condom wrappers that I didn’t use. So I confronted my parents. I asked them about it, and my dad started to do that ugly ass laugh of his. Then my mom just apologized and they were the ones using it. So I accept mom’s apology and I go back to bed. I turn over in my bed and I see some red thongs. Which means they belonged to my mom. Which means they belonged to Beyonce. Beyonce’s thongs were in my bed. I woke up after that….
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